Life-After-Death Industries presents the world's first medically approved home heart transplant kit.

In just three steps, you can save the life of a loved one!

1. Harvest replacement equipment.

2. Remove defective heart

3. Install substitute and reconnect to your old plumbing harness.

Be the first on your block!

The kit includes everything you need for a tidy job -- first time, every time:

Scalpel

Aortic connection tool

Cardiac tubing cutter.

Coronary artery reamer

Replacement valves (small, medium, and large)
Don't be afraid to improve your chances of survival. Remember, everybody has a first time -- even Dr. DeBakey had to start somewhere. But just to make sure you're up to the job (once you open up a transplant, it's bad form to quit) you'll need our free instructional video. It explains -- in just 30 minutes -- the popular surgeon's knots, the hippest "operating room patter," and how to cope with the unexpected. It even has directions for your first autopsy. It always pays to be prepared!

Caution: For experienced do-it-yourselfers only.

A thoughtful gift for a 50th birthday!

You get all the tools, the replacement valves, the bucket, PLUS the free video, for just $99.95 (applicable medical licenses extra). If you order today, we'll send you a free a surgical stapler (that's a $19.95 value). Press here to order.

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